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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 11/8/1986


Interests: Making funny faces, wearing white t-shirts, being a Mexican, sleeping, cleaning Keeth's yard, mowing his lawn, laughing at Mike, laughing at Keeth, laughing at Big Dix, saying 'you're over it' or calling people a bastardguy, making up my own damn phrases and words and not stealing them from other people.
Expertise: Sleeping, being a Mexican, running from the government, sleeping, managing a corporate empire.


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Member Since: 6/19/2003

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Sunday, January 11, 2004

Oh yeah, happy new year and stuff.


I think its funny how nobody zanguhs anymore.

I would update everyone on my life, but that would take a good million and a half years, and, really, nobody would read it. So I'm updating just to keep you kids happy.


Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Pretty damn happy.


Monday, December 01, 2003

Look in People magazine's sexiest men of 2003 issue, the one with Johnny Depp on the front. Go to the 'Short List.' Look at this guy named Wilmer Valderrama [Fez from that 70's show] in that section. It looks exactly like me. And it's scary as hell.

Oh, if anybody actually has it, let me know, or do me a favor and scan that page for me. I think it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


Sunday, November 30, 2003

Jacked from Yangar. Props go to him

Spell your name:

A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, dont be shy to show it.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
F - Everyone loves you.
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H - You are not judgemental.
I - You are always smiling & making others smile.
J - Jealousy.
K - You like to try new things.
L - Love is something you deeply believe in.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
O - You are very open-minded.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - You are very broad-minded.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V - You have a very good physical and looks.
W -You like your privacy.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Z - You're always fighting with someone

B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
J - Jealousy.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
M - Success comes easily to you.
I - You are always smiling & making others smile.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.

You be the judge.



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